I’ve been doing a little research into the origin of the universe and have discovered something amazing. The universe didn’t start with a big bang, but rather lots of little bangs that occurred at exactly the same time. Furthermore, each of them spewed out little bits of bicycle technology that have been finding their way to Earth since the late 1700s.
What? What’s that you say? You say it’s Paul Nelson Day? Well, then, I’ll show you the proof tomorrow.