It seems there’s a new bike club in town. It’s the Tarik Saleh Bike Club! A few of us out here in the mid-Atlantic are already members. The rules are easy peasy.
- Ride bikes.
- Try not to be an ass.
You should join, too. I hope this guy sees this photo and realizes how much cooler I am than he.
I think I just violated rule #2.
Cooler than me? Uh, dude, that club is even less selective than Tarik’s. When you get there, tell Urkel and Screech I said hi.
But I ask — do YOU have a Death Star middle-management hat? I think not.
Uh oh. Hope Tarik doesn’t see this, or we’ll both get the boot.
Whoa, that is some pins. I should have traded you a biggun for a little one.
Welcome aboard. You can self police on rule two. It weighs heavily at times, but I think that is about right.